White men beware

White men beware

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Wondering - "Where have all the good White Men gone ?"

In a news exclusive, we uncovered reasons for a worldwide shortage of White Men. In Mr & Mrs B's Honeymoon trip to Thailand, we made this gruesome discovery in the bathroom ...

Yes, shocking but true - White Men are being forced into small blue toothpaste tubes.

We're not yet sure how it is done, but White Men travelling in Thailand should be cautious of any offers from local people with brilliant white smiles.