Batgung - Funny Signs

KFCmenu

Mr Tall — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:33:18 +0000

The latest from KFC. Check out the newest snack!

Date picture taken (to nearest decade for older photos):

2008

Nits

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

In my schooldays, a visit from the "nit lady" was bad news - it meant that the teacher had found some of the pupils with headlice, and we'd all need a checkup. So I was surprised to see this advert drive past today, apparently offering 200 nits with every notebook computer.

After scratching my head (sorry!) to try and understand what they meant, a quick google showed that in these days of squeaky-clean students, Nits "is the standard which LCD manufacturers rates the brightness of their panels".

PS. If you want to impress the colleagues at work today, just let them know that one Nit = 0.2919 foot-lambert (F/ L).

Leave your paraphernalia at home

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Patriarch

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

PatriarchB and ToddlerB found this one on an expedition to the local shopping arcade.

Hi, smoothy

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Why be content with shampoo that only promises healthy hair, when you can demand smoothy and shinely?

White men beware

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Single ?

Wondering - "Where have all the good White Men gone ?"

In a news exclusive, we uncovered reasons for a worldwide shortage of White Men. In Mr & Mrs B's Honeymoon trip to Thailand, we made this gruesome discovery in the bathroom ...

Yes, shocking but true - White Men are being forced into small blue toothpaste tubes.

We're not yet sure how it is done, but White Men travelling in Thailand should be cautious of any offers from local people with brilliant white smiles.

Sod2

batgungAdmin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Beware!

mrb — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Airport hotties

mrb — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Have you ever had trouble getting to sleep on a plane because the temperature was set too cold? South African Airways' latest bus adverts proudly show their solution to the problem.

Toasty!

Beware!

Mr Tall — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:52:07 +0000

Isn't being opened what doors are, ummm, for?